AIB’s Flirty Messaging League – Check Out Who Wins This Game!

Indian comedy group All India Bakchod is back with a new video, the Flirty Messaging League. In this we see Tanmay Bhatt, Mallika Dua, Utsav Chakraborty, Aayushi Lahri, Manaswi Mohata, Sumaira Shaikh, Urooj Ashfaq, Varun Thakur, and Hitesh Pardeshi.

Flirty Messaging League is a hilarious take on how guys and gals work out textationships. Also featuring Google’s new app Allo.

AIB : Flirty Messaging League

Most relatable comments on AIB’s video Flirty Messaging League

“He’s hanging in there!” I peed my pants laughing.

– Why couldn’t Jiya and Kiran be in a relationship?
– Because it’s India and homosexuality is illegal
– Asking the real question..thank you.

I have never texted a girl like this!! BUT THIS GIVES ME HOPE that I may not fail in the first attempt
lol;-)

I just lost my mind when Vicky Malhotra appeared and promised to ourselves from himself that Sahil is not drunk 😀 😀

There is hilarious word-by-word commentary of the back-and-forth of flirty messages between Vishal and Jiah. To top it all, the commentators and their pun-intended comments make it a laughter riot.

Everybody knows, although may not acknowledge it, that dating scene in India is quite tough. Guys have to really fight all odds to reach out to their lady love. Gals have to do so too. Then on both ends there is the overwhelming competition!

Flirting messages don’t really do the job for everybody. So can the contestants in AIB Flirty Messaging League make it through? Watch the video to find out!

Text messages come in handy. Texting has come to be the popular direction of staying in contact. Face-to-face interaction is totally overrated. When you use text for each conversation you usually get to avoid face to face rejection :p

Here are five of our most favorite pick up lines

  • Babe! I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
  • Are you an A major-minor seventh chord? Because I really want to resolve to your major D!
  • Seeing you is like when I go into McDonalds and get 11 nuggets in my 10 piece meal.
  • You look a lot like my next boyfriend.
  • I am a muggle on the streets and a wizard in the sheets.

First official trailer of “XXX: The Return of Xander Cage”

The first official trailer for XXX: THE RETURN OF XANDER CAGE is out, and the excitement is building on!

It is the third film in the XXX series, XXX (2002) and XXX: State of the Union (2005) was the first and second parts. In the first part of this series, Vin Diesel played the role of a stuntman who later turns into a spy for a National security agency.

What makes this movie further exciting for Indian audience is the presence of a Bollywood star, Deepika Padukone.

She is the heartthrob of the Indians and is looking pretty hot in the trailer of the movie. After proving her mettle in the Bollywood, she is all set to take off the Hollywood by storm with her killing looks and top-notch acting skills. This gorgeous woman is going places!!

The trailer promises a lot of action and thrill along with the suspense that will keep you on your toe until the end.

As the name suggests, the current part of the XXX series is based on the return of Xander Cage, a character of a stuntman played by Vin Diesel. It’s her début in Hollywood, and Deepika Padukone is ready to rock the silver screen with her sizzling hot appearance and mind-blowing action.

DJ Caruso has directed the film, and Vin Diesel is playing a prominent role in this sequel, which we also saw in the first film of the series. Apart from Vin Diesel and Deepika Padukone, the star cast of the movie includes some famous stars as Nina Dobrev, Ruby Rose, Samuel L. Jackson, Donnie Yen, Tony Jaa, Rory McCann, and Ariadna Gutierrez. The film will release on January 20, 2017.

The first official trailer for the XXX: THE RETURN OF XANDER CAGE is quite a hit among fans.

It has already hit the mark of one million views. Along with the action-packed performance of Vin Diesel, Deepika Padukone is also seen twirling guns and a knife. Though we got to see her in just three scenes of one and a half-minute trailer, she was able to light the spark in the hearts of her Indian fans. Deepika Padukone also shared the trailer on her Instagram account with the punch line

“It’s all about Guns, Girls, and Global Domination.”

She also shared some of the behind the shoot stills with her co-actors on her account.

Deepika’s fans are super excited for the release of XXX: THE RETURN OF XANDER CAGE to see what she has in stock for them. She recently won the best actress award for her role in Bajirao Mastani. Even Vanity Fair labeled Deepika as Hollywood’s Next Generation. We all wish that we got to see more of Deepika Padukone scenes and the daring stunts of Vin Diesel in the movie. So, Guys if you have watched the first and second part of the film you are going to love this one. After all, it is the Return of our favorite Xander Cage. All our eyes are set on 20th January 2017. Rock the show, Guys!!

Watch This Action Packed Video From “Mohenjo Daro”

Ths new action packed video from Mohenjo Daro is quite cool! We see Hrithik Roshan fighting as a gladiator, against two giant men and then wrestling with a large crocodile.

UTV Motion Pictures recently released this promo clip for Mohenjo Daro starring Hrithik Roshan and Pooja Hegde. Watch it here now!


source: YT / UTV Motion Pictures

Mohenjo Daro’s trailer (watch: Mohenjo Daro trailer) was lauded for bringing so many elements in one trailer. From picturesque locales to beautiful people, the trailer seemed quite promising. Now this new action promo ups the anticipation.

Catch Mohenjo Daro on 12 August 2016 in theaters near you!

Do Not Watch This New “Great Grand Masti” Video If You Are Not Alone

There is little doubt now that Great Grand Masti will do good at the box office. There is an audience that laps up movies in genre of screw ball comedies. This latest video from Great Grand Masti is funny, yet may make you cringe if you are watching it with someone 😉

source: YT / Balaji Motion Pictures

Ritesh Deshmukh, Aftab Shivdasani and Vivek Oberoi are now notorious as the ‘Masti’ trio. Great Grand Masti marks the third installment in the Masti series.

Among one of the first in India’s mainstream Bollywood cinema adult comedy, Masti released in 2004 and got mixed reactions. Thereafter Grand Masti released in 2013 and it was a superhit at the box office. Grand Masti (2013) was first Indian adult comedy movie to be in 100 crore club.

Along with Masti trio you get to see Urvashi Rautela (Miss Universe – India , 2015) as a femme fatale. She is a ghost. But a strikingly sexy one!

Urvashi is everything the trio had dreamt of, but she can slowly turn into their worst nightmare. This time, the tables will turn – and how.

Get ready to jump onto the Masti bandwagon on 15th July 2016.

Yeh hai Game of Thrones ki kahani…

Chutzpah is a Pune-based acoustic duo, and their version of the Game of Thrones theme song with hindi lyrics is insanely on point.

This Game Of Thrones Hindi Song Song Is Just The Best

You’ll not be able to stop yourself from humming ‘Yeh hai, Game of Thrones, Ki Kahani’ once you listen to this:

Yeh hai Game of Thrones ki kahaani Lyrics

Yeh hai Game of Thrones ki kahaani…
Aiyaash raja, pishacho ki adbhut Kahaani

Yeh hai game of thrones ki kahaani…
hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
Aiyaash raja, pishaco ki adbhut Kahaani
hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

Kaun kiski ammi, uske bachchon ke kitne baap
Yeh kahaani hai ya koi…. abhishaap
lalala lalala lalala

Ned stark ko raja ka haath banaya
lalala lalala lalala
Ek shadyantra mein fasa ke gardan udvaya
hahaha hahaha hahaha

Abla hogyi Sansa, Arya banegi assassin
Shaadi mein mar gaye Catelyn
Rob aur uski biwi,uska bachcha, paltu bhediya aur baarati

Yeh hai game of thrones ki kahaani…
Jon aya wapis, jaise Mihir Virani
Rishton ke bhi roop badalte

Cersei nikli apne hi bhaiya ki deewani
puppy shame shame puppy shame shame
Sheela se lambi, Red woman ki jawani
wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

6 season se keh rahe hain, aayegi thand
aur Westeros me Ramsay ne Greyjoy ka kaat daala
lala lalala lalala lalala

Yeh hai game of thrones ki kahaani…
hahaha hahaha hahaha
Dragons ki agni, walkers ki breathe barfaani
They are zombies, They are frozen, That is different

Yeh hai Martin Bhaiya ki kahaani…
Chaheete characters ko jaan se maarne ki thaani..

FYI: Abhishap meaning is curse

But Chutzpah’s isn’t the only Indian musical to play on the GoT theme. Our very own comedian Vir Das had performed a version prior to the Season 6 launch earlier this year. Das performed the song ‘Winter is Coming’ (which happens to be the Season 6 name of GoT) along with his band called Alien Chutney at a rock concert, and left the audience in splits.

https://entertainment.beebulletin.com/winter-coming-song/

Winter is Coming’ Song – Vir Das, Alien Chutney

Our very own comedian Vir Das had performed a version prior to the Season 6 launch earlier this year. Das performed the song ‘Winter is Coming’ along with his band called Alien Chutney at a rock concert, and left the audience in splits.

The ‘Winter is Coming’ Song!!!!

You’ve never heard the Game of Thrones Theme like this before! From Vir Das’ Alien Chutney’s last Concert!

LYRICS:

Let me tell you about my family,
I’m a Lannister with debts to pay
King Slayer with a plan!
except i fucked around and lost my hand
I’m a alchoholic midget bro
im never ever ever gonna grow
what i did, you don’t even know
i killed my daddy and my favourite ho

This is a TV show
Called Games of thrones
its a web of lies
the minute you like a person they change the script and the character fucking dies

Theres some messed up shit
and lots of gorgeous tits
but you’ll never know
cause the indian censor board has messed up HBO.

GO!
the winter is coming
the winter is coming
the winter is coming
the winter is coming
the winter is coming
the winter is coming
the winter is coming
the winter is coming

My name is john and i watch the night
making sexy faces as i fight
banging chicks from beyond the wall
ladies tell me i know nothing at all
I don’t really wanna be a crow
fighting chutiya zombies in the snow
I’m dead now so fuck the fans
cause i ain’t never ever coming back

This is a TV show
Called Games of thrones
its a web of lies
the minute you like a person they change the script and the character fucking dies

Theres some messed up shit
and lots of gorgeous tits
but you’ll never know
cause the indian censor board has messed up HBO.

GO!
the winter is coming
the winter is coming
the winter is coming
the winter is coming
the winter is coming
the winter is coming
the winter is coming
the winter is coming

My name is arya stark
I don’t give a fuck
i kill everybody man that i meet
and everyones like so sweet.
My name is Lady Taigarean
I really wanna get it on
Be your Khaleesi all night long
Mifly Sexy Milfy Dragon Mom

This is a TV show
Called Games of thrones
its a web of lies
the minute you like a person they change the script and the character fucking dies

Theres some messed up shit
and lots of gorgeous tits
but you’ll never know
cause the indian censor board has messed up HBO.

GO!

the winter is coming
the north remembers
the winter is coming
a girl gives a man his own name?
the winter is coming
a lanister always pays his debts
the winter is coming
you know nothing jon snow
the winter is coming
ive seen the white walkers
the winter is coming
the lord of light commands you
the winter is coming
valhar moghuulis
the winter is coming

Angry Masterji by BB Ki Vines – Find out why Bubbly Sir is Angry Masterji!

You will just have to watch this BB Ki Vines video Angry Masterji to find out on your own!


source: YT / BB Ki Vines

Classic quotes!

Mummy papa ne sikhaya hai ki logo ke personal matters me dakhal nahin dete!

Filmon ke naam yaad hai, actore ke naam pata hai, nashedio wali saari adate hai, leking padai ke baare me kuchh nahin pata!

BB Ki Vines is about BB and some funny instances happening around him and his family.

Reactions to BB Ki Vines- | Angry Masterji- Part 7

These guys, like us, got hyper at 1:04 at the mention of Taher Shah’s Mankind angel.

Every great artist has to take some popular demands too.

Of course this was as classy as BB Ki Vines can be!

And she said what we all had in mind!

Angry Masterji Part 7 gets 257,185 views in 10 hours

Take a bow Bhuvan!

Deleted scenes of AIB Honest Bars & Restaurants will make your Monday better!

Honest bars and restaurants is a series of two videos by All India Bakchod, portraying the hilarity of eat outs.

Here is the first part,

AIB : Honest Bars & Restaurants | Part 01


source: YT / AIB

Followed by the second,

AIB : Honest Bars & Restaurants | Part 02


source: YT / AIB

And here are the deleted scenes!


source: YT / AIB

A big shout out to Maqsood bhai!!!

TVF’s CUTE Song is everyone’s new favorite song on the block!

Youtube was redefined for us when TVF and Kanan Gill came about. And now the two have joined hands for “FunWithU”.

In #FunWithU – TVF’s CUTE Vol. 1 ft. Raftaar & Kanan, Naveen falls in love with a cute gal with a red bindiya (so cute!) and love guru Kanan Gill helps him ask her out. How? By asking bro Raftaar (yes, THE RAFTAAR!) to rap and Naveen is to lip sync.

The video is extremely catchy and the song, well it suffices to say “CUTE” is in everyone’s playlist already.

Catch Raftaar in TVF’s Cute now!!

source: YT / TVF

Director Anant Singh
Writers Raftaar, Jasmeet Singh Bhatia and Harman Wadala
Singer Raftaar
Creative Producer Shreyansh Pandey
Line Producer Those Guys Productions
Executive Producers (Those Guys) Cyril D’Abreo & Vivek Gupta
DOP Varun Sud
Associate Director Raghav Subbu
Associate Director (Those Guys) Gabriel Ghoderao
Assistant Director (Those Guys) Jordan Gomes
Art Director Tapas Singha
Stylist Sachi Gupta
Make Up Artist Sonu Shaikh
Producer (Those Guys) Roopali Singhal
Production Controller (Those Guys) Karan Kirar
Production Manager (Those Guys) Firoz Ansari
Offline Editor & Sound Design Gavin Brako (Noise Studios)
Mix and Master Knox Artiste
Grading Rahil Merchant (Prime Focus)
Online Editor & Motion Graphics Ranson Mendonca (Noise Studios)
Assistant Editor (TVF) Sahil Verma
Post Production Manager (TVF) Gaurav Rungta
Graphic Designers (TVF) Anshuman Singh, Madhuri Rathi
Executive Producer (TVF) Arun Kumar
Brand Solutions Akansh Gaur
Client Servicing Sarjita Jain
Social Media Team Brijesh Muliya & Milan Barsopia
Location Club Royalty, Bandra