30+ Best Merry Christmas WhatsApp Status That Are Funny And Witty

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Best Merry Christmas WhatsApp Status

Christmas stands for all things nice and we are waiting for it like anything. We tend to decorate our homes from the inside-out on this opulent festival then why should decorating our Whats app profiles be left behind? Here the best Merry Christmas WhatsApp status options to chose from.

I have always had this habit of changing my Whats app status every now and then. Nevertheless, Having an event based status is always an added advantage when it comes to impressing people. It represents how active you are on the app. You might as well make your ex and fr-enemies envious of your wit through your brand new Whats app status.

I have curated a list of some of the best Whatsapp statuses to opt for and here it goes.

1I don’t always cut down a fresh Christmas tree, but when I do, I pick the best one in my neighbour’s yard.

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2If all my Christmas presents were wrapped in a bubble wrap, it would be like two gifts in one.

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3I know what I am getting for Christmas, Fat I am getting fat.’’

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4Christmas is a day when everyone wants their past forgotten and want to live in the present, but finding a new job is a task.

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5Santa Claus has the right idea, visiting people only once in a year.

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6Dear Santa, before I try to explain…..just how much do you already know?


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7Picking out the right Christmas Tree is a science, sneaking into your neighbor’s yard to cut it down is an art.

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8If you invite me to your Christmas party, you can count on me to quietly eat the entire Cheese plate, say nothing to anyone and leave.

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9Santa gets all the credit, and I get all the debt.

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10I bought the Christmas Oreos, so don’t tell me I don’t have a festive spirit.

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11I am only a morning person on December 25th.

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12I am like the fruitcake of my family, nobody likes me, but I show up Christmas anyway.

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13Got my wife some lovely perfumes for Christmas, it’s called Tester, hopes she likes it.

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14Why does Santa go down the chimney on every Christmas?
Because it soots him.


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15All I want for Christmas is to punch you.

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16Dear Santa before I try to explain, how much do you already know.

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17It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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18To all those who received a book from my side, they are due back at the library today.

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19Dear Coworkers, All I want for Christmas is you not to talk to me before 9 am.

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20Christmas is truly full of wonders, It makes all my savings disappear.

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21I gauge a person’s wealth in the Christmas party by the level of protection on their iPhone, no protection means huge salary.

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22A man basically goes through three phases in life, he believes in Santa Claus, he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus.

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23I tried writing one of those braggy Christmas letters but it turned out to be looking like a suicide note.

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24Santa has been reading your Christmas status, he is going to give you a dictionary for this Christmas.

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25The office holiday party is drinking the equivalent of the bonus, you did not get.

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26Remember Christmas is the time for giving, so give generously, I accept credit, debit, and cash as well.

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27He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you are awake, sounds like Santa has Facebook.


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28This holiday season, in lieu of gifts, I have decided to give everyone my opinion.

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29This Christmas don’t be a miser and buy your own gifts because Santa is quite busy.

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30Christmas is the only time of the year when I enjoy getting gifts in an old sock.

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31My office Christmas party is tonight which means that my Office apology party will be tomorrow.

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