The Zen of Shopping (Summer Clothing)
A MAN WILL NEVER LOVE YOU OR TREAT YOU AS WELL AS A STORE. IF A MAN DOESN’T FIT, YOU CAN’T EXCHANGE HIM SEVEN DAYS LATER FOR A GORGEOUS CASHMERE SWEATER. AND A STORE ALWAYS SMELLS GOOD. A STORE CAN AWAKEN A LUST FOR THINGS YOU NEVER EVEN KNEW YOU NEEDED. AND WHEN YOUR FINGERS…